Ah, I see you taken interest in one of our finest specimens! Yeah, we're not quite sure what it is yet, but we've put it in this cage here in hopes of figuring out.
I mean it's gotta be better than the outside world we found it in. It was sopping wet and matted and— well yes, it's still like that. But we're pretty sure that's how it's supposed to be anyway.
Hm? Oh, don't worry about those little vocalisations it's making. It's probably just repeating stuff it heard from others. I doubt it even understands what it's saying.
Speaking of which— just between you and me, try not to talk to it too much. It's not actually intelligent but it sure thinks it is. The more someone speaks to it the more it starts to think it's one of us. Which it obviously isn't. So try to avoid doing that, would you?
But feel free to stay awhile. Listen to its nonsense proclamations. You can even clap after them too, if you like. It seems to like that a little. Just don't get to close, it looks like it bites.
Not that it actually has yet, but you can never be too careful.
Remember: if it starts lashing out, it’s only for attention. Like some troublesome child it seems to think negative attention is better than none at all. Don’t respond to it, that’ll only encourage it. And God knows we don’t want to encourage it, next thing you know it’ll start thinking it’s human.
